// Colin McCloskey
// Pseudo-Random Image Selector for blockFire
function getRandom(ran) {
currentdate = new Date();
core = currentdate.getSeconds();
core = Math.floor(core/ran);
return(core);
}
function StringArray (n) {
this.length = n;
for (var i =1; i <= n; i++) {
this[i] = ' ';
}
}
function writeSplash(format, folder_prefix) {
var currentdate = 0;
var core = 0;
if (folder_prefix == null)
folder_prefix = "";
imagedir = folder_prefix + "images/splash/";
image = new StringArray(41);
image[0] = imagedir + 'gray_daveprom.gif';
image[1] = imagedir + 'gray_cyborg.gif';
image[2] = imagedir + 'gray_justindrink.gif';
image[3] = imagedir + 'gray_keelyhead.gif';
image[4] = imagedir + 'scream_gray_pixelate.gif';
image[5] = imagedir + 'point_gray_pixelate.gif';
image[6] = imagedir + 'gray_squirrel.gif';
image[7] = imagedir + 'gray_drewupclose.gif';
image[8] = imagedir + 'gray_gregconfused.gif';
image[9] = imagedir + 'gray_tonypete.gif';
image[10]= imagedir + 'gray_hallowchicks.gif';
image[11]= imagedir + 'gray_anticolin.gif';
image[12]= imagedir + 'gray_nightvision.gif';
image[13]= imagedir + 'gray_voodoo.gif';
image[14]= imagedir + 'gray_hamletstrike.gif';
image[15]= imagedir + 'gray_colinsquint.gif';
image[16]= imagedir + 'gray_heatersit.gif';
image[17]= imagedir + 'gray_socklove.gif';
image[18]= imagedir + 'gray_janetgrowl.gif';
image[19]= imagedir + 'gray_colinugmo.gif';
image[20]= imagedir + 'gray_balloonparty.gif';
image[21]= imagedir + 'gray_monica.gif';
image[22]= imagedir + 'gray_tonystare.gif';
image[23]= imagedir + 'gray_htboobs.gif';
image[24]= imagedir + 'gray_ruthanneat.gif';
image[25]= imagedir + 'gray_alienglow.gif';
image[26]= imagedir + 'gray_assvision.gif';
image[27]= imagedir + 'gray_crackup.gif';
image[28]= imagedir + 'gray_headband.gif';
image[29]= imagedir + 'gray_homecookin.gif';
image[30]= imagedir + 'gray_intelligentia.gif';
image[31]= imagedir + 'gray_jumpcar.gif';
image[32]= imagedir + 'gray_lifestructure.gif';
image[33]= imagedir + 'gray_pamterror.gif';
image[34]= imagedir + 'gray_smilepony.gif';
image[35]= imagedir + 'gray_startwithus.gif';
image[36]= imagedir + 'gray_microbike.gif';
image[37]= imagedir + 'gray_ddr.gif';
image[38]= imagedir + 'gray_fosho.gif';
image[39]= imagedir + 'gray_windowbust.gif';
image[40]= imagedir + 'gray_cuteness.gif';
alt = new StringArray(41);
alt[0] = '\\fatDOG\\ Dave Heliotis enjoys his senior prom with Janet Lubas, Dennis Chin, and Aubrey Strohl';
alt[1] = '\\fatDOG\\ Big Brother is watching. Now more than ever.';
alt[2] = '\\fatDOG\\ Ever the slick hombre, Justin lewis eyes our cameras in formal dress.';
alt[3] = '\\fatDOG\\ Kicking back between performances of Babes in Arms, Colin McCloskey observes Keely Swan twisting her head away from Drew Housten and his camera.';
alt[4] = '\\fatDOG\\ Colin McCloskey screams his head off in the hallway between acts of Babes in Arms.';
alt[5] = '\\fatDOG\\ Steve Stirling and Colin McCloskey call out crazy at a Housten xmas party 2000.';
alt[6] = '\\fatDOG\\ Squirrel Fight! Squirrel Fight! Squirrel Fight! Squirrel Fight! Ditta Ditta Ditta Otcha Otcha Otcha Dit Da!';
alt[7] = '\\fatDOG\\ Drew Housten bumps into his own camera. Excited isnt he?';
alt[8] = '\\fatDOG\\ Greg Sydlowski sits down the morning following prom. Poor kid looks all tuckered out.';
alt[9] = '\\fatDOG\\ Sporting each others duds, Tony and Pete make a statment.';
alt[10]= '\\fatDOG\\ Liz, Leslie, and Nell enjoy halloween.. a little too much.';
alt[11]= '\\fatDOG\\ Colin sports his favorite teeshirt and stares down one of many poparazzi cameras.';
alt[12]= '\\fatDOG\\ Mike Lee can see for twenty-five feet in the dark! Ahh, technology today.';
alt[13]= '\\fatDOG\\ Dont mess with Kristin or she will voodoo your ass fast!';
alt[14]= '\\fatDOG\\ Rawson throws the Hamletisms at you like no other!';
alt[15]= '\\fatDOG\\ Colin squints right past an excited Glenda to the viewer. Imagine!';
alt[16]= '\\fatDOG\\ Who says you shouldnt sit on heaters in school gymnasiums? REBEL!';
alt[17]= '\\fatDOG\\ WE LOVE FEET!!!!! In a general photographic sort of way, not a weird fetish kind of way... no worries.';
alt[18]= '\\fatDOG\\ Never mess with Janet Lubas';
alt[19]= '\\fatDOG\\ Colin is doing a good job of looking ugly for our sketch artists';
alt[20]= '\\fatDOG\\ Cheering for your school often involves a balloon hat and the look of a badass.';
alt[21]= '\\fatDOG\\ UH UH UH! Restrain yourself because Monica is going crazy!';
alt[22]= '\\fatDOG\\ Ooooh.. looking mean Mr Bacigalupo. Dangerous.';
alt[23]= '\\fatDOG\\ HT shows off the benefits of his latest surgery for our heat-sensitive camera equipment.';
alt[24]= '\\fatDOG\\ Eat that chicken! Ruthann chows down some birthday cake but we just cannot seem to focus properly.';
alt[25]= '\\fatDOG\\ Evan chows down on some steak marinate - but whats that glowing light coming from?';
alt[26]= '\\fatDOG\\ Greg is Mr FixIt - bending over that DVD player to make the film play like it never has before!';
alt[27]= '\\fatDOG\\ Joel? Are you okay? Joel!? Stop cracking up down there!';
alt[28]= '\\fatDOG\\ Ninja Colin sports the latest in ninja garb - the watered down head band of dooooom!';
alt[29]= '\\fatDOG\\ No one can man a grill like Sean Shealy. Hands down the grill MASTER.';
alt[30]= '\\fatDOG\\ Dave serenades passersby in Colonial Park... and looks so with it while hes at it';
alt[31]= '\\fatDOG\\ Pubert rides like a dream. Especially when a cartoon rendering of Colin rides the hood!';
alt[32]= '\\fatDOG\\ Could we have positioned that building behind Life Force Drew any better?';
alt[33]= '\\fatDOG\\ Scariest picture ever taken. A little known fact: Pam actually ate my arm off after taking this picture.';
alt[34]= '\\fatDOG\\ Not doctored at all, this is real material... The Pupanator and Colinski look hilarious!';
alt[35]= '\\fatDOG\\ You wanna start something? Didnt think so. No messin with the Cassie and the Colin';
alt[36]= '\\fatDOG\\ Time to get tricky with the fatDOG microbiking team. Captain Colin rolls the halls';
alt[37]= '\\fatDOG\\ Nothing like an addictive video game that involves jumping around and getting sweaty with friends';
alt[38]= '\\fatDOG\\ Flip us off, Jeff. I dare you.';
alt[39]= '\\fatDOG\\ Forty-one counts of splash image perpetration and counting';
alt[40]= '\\fatDOG\\ Awww. Stick that tongue out Pete. Smile nicely, Leslie. Awww.';
var ran = 60/image.length;
core = getRandom(ran);
// Write one random splash image:
if (format != 1)
document.write("![" + alt[core] + "](" + image[core] + ")
");
// Write all splash images out of a loop:
else
for (ipic=0; ipic < image.length; ipic++)
document.write("![" + alt[ipic] + "](" + image[ipic] + ")
");
}